Benzema is joining Spurs

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  1. Gareth Bale Is a Yid New Member

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    My dad works in America as a taxi driver. He picked up Benzema at 4am from Nightclub and dropped him off to the Madrid hotel.

    My dad said to him

    " Are you joining Tottenham"
    Benzema replied
    " Oui Oui"

    I am not claiming to be ITK but my dad rang me this morning and told me and i was shocked.

    Benzema.jpg
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    any chance ur dad might be a lying coont?
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    The key line there man is, "4am from a nightclub". Clearly locked.
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    Lol, my dad is a taxi driver too.

    Oh wait.....................no he isnt................... he is dead.

    My mistake.
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    [MENTION=7248]GarethBale[/MENTION]IsAYid

    Bladder problem?
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    Benzema.jpg


    I have picture for proof. My dad got picture when he dropped Benzema at Airport/Hotel
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    He's French, probably understood **** all and thought he said "Do you know Spurs?" He's like "Wtf, let's get out of this cab, I need some clunge asap so I'll randomly spew out bullshit so I can get away quick".
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    Better send this into the daily mail.
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    maybe your dad had a knife to his throat when he asked him and benzema was hurting so he said "ow ow"? possible
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    My dad is a good person. He doesn't like violence
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    Well, at least he gave some proof and the source. Better than most "ITKs"

    Then again, even if he did say that, I doubt the player can know a) if he's leaving, b) where to, and c) I don't think he really has a choice.

    Plus it was 4 am lol at 4 AM if you asked me what my name was I'd probably reply "aghhhhhh"
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    in america is it??/ why is he wearing a heatrow fooking shirt then?????
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    As much as I'd like it to be true, this doesn't sound like the most reliable scenario. He was probably just agreeing to whatever he thought was being said to him just to get into the hotel.
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    Good point! Gareth Bale Is a Yid?
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    plus that canteen in the background is neither a nightclub or a fooking madrid hotel.....5.....4......3
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    I don't know.

    My dad sent me this picture.

    I will ring him tomorrow as he is asleep now.
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    well spotted miss marple lol
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    My dad send me email saying April Fools.

    he say this image is not of him and it's image of my other dad who i have never met.

    I don't like my dad. Sorry guy.

    I dont think Benzema is joining. :(
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    Busted...lmaoo
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    are you completily taking the piss or have you been sniffing glue????
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    Good spot mate, also if it's 4am and he's just left a club why has he got his sunnies hanging down his shirt??
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    Wow..... This a getting ridiculous around here....
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    theres enough shit floating around the itk section without this bollox.......u are on thin ice my friend, thin fookin ice!
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    right this and the other thread are a piss take have a week off knobhead
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    check this cockknockers other posts,i doubt hes even a yid ffs lol
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    Sorry to post on a closed thread but thank fook this guy is gone.

    From his, lets sign this league 1 player to were signing Benzema......total WUM imo.
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