Eto'o (Limo Driver ITK)

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  1. Musashi Well-Known Member

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    1) Just recieved a very exciting phone call from a good friend of mine , Samuel Et'o is at spurs lodge right now talking about a move , a friend of mine is a limo driver and he picked him up from his hotel and dropped him off at the lodge , I'll cry if we can pull this marquee signing off :)* hope we can make the deal , would hate to see him sign for another premier league club


    2) Just got a phone call from another mate who spoke to his contact at spurs lodge , Et'o having his medical tomorrow and will be announced on Tuesday :)* looks like this really will happen , getting excited now as 2 different people that don't know each other have both confirmed Et'o is at spurs

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    So after Forlan we have Eto'o.
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    Limo Driver? :laughter:

    I love these "ITKs" :302:
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    I dunno how to take this but if we got Eto'o he'd get 18-20 goals a season easy!
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    I'd give your first born to make him our player next year.
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    They sure are getting creative. ;)

    Oh, added a second bit about a second person confirming it with the source. lol
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    Two people...

    I'm an optimistic fellow...but jesus I want to get excited
  7. Rivron these are small those cows are far away

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    I think you'll find he's in Uruguay. Oops, sorry, wrong thread. :001_302:
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    ffs
    smth happened with my blood pressure after I had read the thread. what have you done with me, Musashi?
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    Wait a minute, he was dropped off today but having medical tomorrow? How does that work?
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    I hate people that play with my emotions. A little insight on me Eto'o along with Zidane, Ronaldo and now Messi are my favorite player from this generation and the one just past. Even though it's DEFINITELY bullshit I'm still going to be pissed come Tuesday when it's proves to be bullshit.
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    Supposedly he's discussing about the transfer details today and will have the medical tomorrow.

    @Hidden Stay calm. Even if some dude tells you the world is ending, DON'T BELIEVE IT! EVER! ;)
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    im getting very excited damn these ITKs. I cant stop smiling now this better be true :)
  13. Rivron these are small those cows are far away

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    Time for another one of these.

    [​IMG]
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    I haven't lmfao in a long from reading something like this a fcking limo driver i cant stop laughing.
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    THIS FELLA IS NOT AN ITK................

    There's a difference between an ITK poster who has posted over the course of several windows, and a poster who has heard a 1 off piece of info which in this case this news is.

    Dont pay attention to it.
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    I cant understand why they bother doing it though??
    surely they just look ridiculous when the transfer never materialises?
    surely they feel stupid? dont they ever question their source? you know, like " Hey Dave, I'd love to believe you about Eto'o joining Spurs but after the business with Messi at Yeovil - I dont know if i can trust you! Oh and how's the limo business going?... etc etc"

    Does my nut in. wish they'd just leave it to people actually 'in the know' to post
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    A regular ITK posted this on SC last night about the whole transfer/ITK scene

    "its never worth getting to emotional about....the only things people need to have is an open mind and decide if the info is real....ive heard many things that havent materialized but that never made the info less real....transfers are not the purchase of a static off the shelf product, quite often its the club v the player, the agent, the selling club, the father...so many elements that can speak up and alter the direction....."
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    Cant believe I got so excited about reading this ITK that I actually called my mate and said " heard Eto'o is on his way, deal could be confirmed by Tuesday" ha ha how gullable am I, YES I AM A MUG WHO READS IN TO THESE F****NG ITK'S !!!!
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    You've much to learn.
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    There's a lot of truth in this. Deals can break off at the very last min. My approach is always "don't count your chickens before they hatch". I'm a bit cynical in nature anyway.
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    if we get him it would be off the charts but it just seems so random, i do not trust it
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    Is the limo driver called Lloyd Christmas!

    Lloyd-Christmas.jpg
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    Thanks [MENTION=5155]spursman18[/MENTION]

    I was so believing this ITK that I was so close to getting a 2011/12 with Eto'o's name on the back. The Limo Driver bit was so convincing :302:
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    I would jizz everywhere if this were true.
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    Two words: Bull-Sh!t
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    Photo of Eto driving into the Lodge (backs turned unfortunately)















































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    That is some limo!
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    Can't see this happening.
  29. Rivron these are small those cows are far away

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    I'm not going to believe this story until I see it officially confirmed by The Mirror later this evening.
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    I'm not going to believe this story until I see it officially confirmed by The Mirror later this evening.

    Having said that, I have just received the following. I just wish the pseudo ITK could have gotten the bloody car right at least.

    [​IMG]
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