Have you missed me? - blame the Pik**s

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  1. DorsetSpursFan Not a xylophone

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    Batsrad thieving bastrad pik**s (I can say half of the word without being called a racist - but Mr [MENTION=2453]thfcire[/MENTION] can say it all) stole the fcuking telephone cables down here so I have been deprived of the internet for nearly a week. You'd think someone would notice 2 fcuking kilometres of 400 strand cable being loaded onto a fcuking caravan wouldn't you? Batsrads should be strung up by the bollox using the cable they nicked!
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    Heard about that on the news mate, how they managed to nick all that without anyone seeing I don't know!

    Welcome back!
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    Good to have you back.

    WTF are they going to do with the cable?
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    Your half Irish mate call them pikey cnuts if u want lol
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    True, but I've never worked out which half! Definitely the 'thirsty' half. I never pretend to be anything other than English, I was born here and apart from occasional visits to Limerick to have holy water splashed in my face and be told I was bound for hell by a very old granny when I was really young didn't get much 'Irish' growing up. As sure as I'm sitting here typing this, I hate those chaps who say they are Irish because their great-great-great grandfather used to eat bacon and cabbage in the 'old country'- you know the ones I mean!

    I'm waffling again! Anyway, I think we can probably all call them pikeys because Thikipedia says: Pikey is a pejorative slang term used mainly in the United Kingdom to refer to people of low social class. My mum used to be very polite she used to call them Tinkers when she told them to shove their lucky heather up their tinker arseholes!
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    I know the one's, they do my head in to. I'm like you, never pretend to be anything other than English, even when Irish people go "oh what a lovely irish name you have there", my grandfather was irish but I was born and bred here so how can I be anything but English....
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    Unlucky lads lol , oh btw we don't call them pikeys here we can them knackers
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    My housemate is from Dublin, he calls them Knackers... Feckin Knackers
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    Yeah there's much more of them here, I know English people think its not a problem here but believe me they're a fooking nightmare here ,they built them little estates with houses in them do they're not camping on the side of the road and the cnuts still ain't happy, they're trying to get classed as something different to Irish as they claim to be descended from a roving Indian tribe I hope it goes through because the cnuts give us a bad name. They have their own schools here and wouldn't hang around with us settled people as they call us, yeah I'm settled because I don't shite in a bucket fooking pricks
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    Last week or so , a gang stole working cable that fed a hospital in South Wales, it meant that important equipment stopped working and they had to cancel possible life saving operations there, unbelievable these people, oh and welcome back mate.
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    Travelling to Holland? Here's a useful phrase "Ik heb de pest aan pikeys" - funnily enough Bablyon says that means "I have the plague of pikeys" - that will do I suppose!

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    fook the lot of ya!! I needed the damn cable to make a swing...OK! mwaha
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    Never forget the bastards robbing my dog , had to go down and fight one of them to get it back, big red faced fooker with a forehead like a runway, he's a tip if you ever have to fight a pikey kick him in the bollox they fight fair and like to box do fight dirty and when they say that's not fair you say I didn't know there was rules.they had my dog tied to a lamppost with fishing wire and I cried my lamps out carrying her home
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    Bastards tried to rob 'Arry's dog too.
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    So would I mate the bastard is minted lol
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    Funny as fook. And they all look the same, gypsy coonts.
    Welcome back Dorset
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    Word of advice to the English lads.

    Never call one of them a pikey to their face.

    It's about as insulting as you could possibly get.

    You will be fighting at least one of them.

    If your lucky it might be the Irish (pikey) traveler who the slur is actually aimed at and they might not give as much of a fook. They more than likely will though...!!!

    However if you manage to find a genuine English traveler and call them a pikey. Well you'd better be able to either fight like fook or run like fook.
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    Top advice Unit - another thing you should NEVER say to a Pikey is 'yes please I would love to accept your generous offer of replacing my drive with the materials left over from the first class job you have just completed' - we live on a farm track, nobody round here has 'drives' FFS - but they still knock on the door asking if we want the 'drive' resurfacing, yeah like tarmac over mud would be a really good idea!
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    There is plently of them in Herts.. If it's not pinned down its stolen.
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    Ha. Sorry [MENTION=8340]DorsetSpursFan[/MENTION], half Limerick makes you more Knacker than the rest of us. Tell 'em [MENTION=2453]thfcire[/MENTION]
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    I can't wait for Appleby horse fair in a couple of months, where we get invaded and it all goes to shit.
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    You can also spot them when they roll up in a big pimped out range rover then step out wearing a vest even if it's pissing it down.
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    Used to stay at a mates a few years ago in ponders end. Some pikeys lived down in bottom in a house with 2 caravans out front and one in the drive, complete with 9 kids. They used to **** everyone in the street off until one day some polish geezers moved in up the road. Within days they were taking lumps out of each other with scaffolding poles, it was great to watch. Anyways the king pikey dad geezer got his head smashed in and then they went quiet for ages. Never really bothered anyone since, whenever I'm round there and it's dark I Take the bins out and leave them outside the pikey house or do something like that because I'm a petty bastard.

    Oh and the only good thing about them is when they are 14/15 they walk around thinking they are a bloke and will be rude to anyone and start fights. Some of my fondest memories of that road are me and a few mates kicking the **** out of some pikeys. We would have been about 18 then so it's not like me being 24 and going to beat up kids x)



    That's the end of my long boring story anyway...
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    Can any of you guys explain what exactly a "Pikey" is? And what a "chav" is?

    I see these words being used as insults on here all the time but I don't exactly get what they are...
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    Sort of covers both really. Has a striling resemblance to john terry don't you think?

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