How NOT to do a church conversion

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  1. Park Lane Yido New Member

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    Step 1 - Get a church you want to convert into a house
    Step 2 - Change stained glass windows for clear glass
    Step 3 - Put in new floor to create more living area
    Step 4 - Discover your mistake

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  2. Mandy Well-Known Member

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    Lol! Great conversation starter though, "Did you realise your windows look like a giant cock and balls when you started the conversion?" :001_302:
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    It just needs a few bushes in a planter under the window.:y15:
  4. DorsetSpursFan Not a xylophone

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    Here's the bathroom:

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    God is going to get quite grumpy now!
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