NEW BALE SONG!!!!

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  1. Dan the Mighty Yid New Member

    Dan the Mighty Yid
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    I think you'll all agree that G Bale deserves a proper song.....

    This was thought up whilst trying to study.... much more fun... tell me what u all think.... open to suggestions/changes....

    To the tune of Yellow Submarine - Beatles

    In the town of Cardiff,
    There lived a boy who dreamed a dream,
    And then 1 day his dream came true,
    He lived in London like me and you,
    He may be Welsh but we don't care,
    He makes you stand there, stand and stare,
    He plays for the biggest club,
    Tottenham Hotspur,
    The 1 I love!!!

    We all love you, Gareth Gareth Bale,
    Gareth Gareth Bale,
    Gareth Gareth Bale,

    We all adore you, Gareth Gareth Bale,
    Gareth Gareth Bale,
    Gareth Gareth Bale,

    No one can stop you, Gareth Gareth Bale,
    Gareth Gareth Bale,
    Gareth Gareth Bale,

    You scored against the ars****, Gareth Gareth Bale,
    Gareth Gareth Bale,
    Gareth Gareth Bale,

    And against the Chelski, Gareth Gareth Bale,
    Gareth Gareth Bale,
    Gareth Gareth Bale,

    We all hate the ars****, Gareth Gareth Bale,
    Gareth Gareth Bale,
    Gareth Gareth Bale,

    Wenger is a fiddler, Gareth Gareth Bale,
    Gareth Gareth Bale,
    Gareth Gareth Bale,

    Cambell likes cock, Gareth Gareth Bale,
    Gareth Gareth Bale,
    Gareth Gareth Bale,

    And so on.........
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    thats well long maybe just the chorus!
  3. SirBillyNick New Member

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    If I'm honest, it's very long
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    Why a Beatles song and not a Rolling Stones song?
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    Too long.

    It will neva get anywhere unfortunatley.
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    We can record it and sell it on itunes? I'm asking for a 5% cut though since it's my idea.
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    nice little earner there you'll get about 2p :001_302:
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    Fom a million sales, yes, you're right :302:
  9. P UNIT Tha Mac Daddy Pimp Mo Fo Super Moderators

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    Whats that tune out of the beetle juice movie.

    "Come mr carry man carry me bananna", yeah that one!!! (dunno if they are even the actual words).

    anyway

    to that tune


    Daaaaaaaaaaaa-o
    Baaaaaaaaaaaale.
    Me say Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-o
    Gareth Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale.
    Day light come and me want go home
    Bale run and they wana go home!!!
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    I like this I really think it should be used!!!
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    Good effort mate.
  13. weirddave hey you guys

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    Ummmmmmm. No.
  14. weirddave hey you guys

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    How about:

    BAAALE. Woooah
    BAAALE. Woooah
    We got him on the cheap
    While Giggs was sh*gging sheep ;)
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    Why............
  16. weirddave hey you guys

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    Doesn't have enough in it really. It's just not a good song to parody tbh :/
    Nothing personal Unit.
  17. Dan the Mighty Yid New Member

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    very much approve....

    and whats the deal with my song being too long? bollox... its about time players had proper songs not just short 1 liners!! bales current song is .... bale! bale! bale!.... ok up until now he didnt merit any more than that but after what weve seen 2nd half of season... he deserves something a little better... and anyway its a lot more fun to sing than... bale! bale!....

    come on yids put in the effort!!
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    Mate, that's hilarious! I watched Beetlejuice the other day & was thinking virtually the same thing when they all start singing that song . . . weird??

    I wasn't thinking of Bale tho. More of:

    "Yid!
    is a Yiddi-a-o!
    Lilywhites and de Lane is our home. . .

    . . . Yiddo is a Yid is a Yid is a Yid Is a Yiddi-a-o
    Lilywhites and de Lane is our home!"

    or summit

    How's about this tho:

    Come Mr Taffy man, Harry has bananas
    Bale's Welsh but de Lane is his home
    Come Mr Taffy man, Harry has bananas
    Bale's Welsh but de Lane is his home
    Banana White! Banana Blue!
    Lilywhite and de Lane is our home
    We scream for Gareth, Bale splits the net
    Bale's Welsh but the Lane is his home

    PS, the original words are not "carry" but "tally". Carry me banana seems OK here tho, as bananas make Bale super-strong

    Edit: scratch that, I'm changing to "Harry has", as we all kno what Bale can do for a Banana!!
    Last edited: May 31, 2010

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