questions for the gaffa (riverwire)

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  1. thfcshady27 shady!

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    what's the capital of botswana?
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    Coca cola or Pepsi?
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    If you had to eat one, would you rather eat a puppy or a kitten? . . . . . Raw
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    hahahahahahahaha....that certainly put a smile on my face. Ain't gonna thank you, mate, because the thought of eating either is both cruel and disgusting to me, but that was damn funny. Would be interested to hear an answer, Riv.:001_302:
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    1. If Spurs didn't exist and you were forced to watch another Premiership team, who would it be?

    2. When eating a Cadbury's Creme Egg, are you a sucker or a biter?

    3. How do you feel, with regard to otters?

    4. If made to sing karaoke, what would be your song of choice?

    5. When was the last time you cried?

    6. Charlize Theron or Angelina Jolie? You choose! And tell us why!

    7. If your life depended on you getting jiggy with a Spurs player, who would you pick?

    8. Have you ever worn an item of women's clothing?

    9. Who's the most famous person you've ever met?

    10. Tell us your funniest joke!

    IS THAT ENOUGH? :302:
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    ok i can close this thread now i think brum has it covered! :y15:
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    1. Sweet or Savoury?

    2. Pub or Club?

    3. Action or horror films?

    4. Bike or car?

    5. Take that or West life?

    6. Puppies or Kittens?

    7. Smart or casual

    8. Men or women? (sorry couldn't help myself)

    Dont answer that you bummer!!!
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    I believe i've already covered this section ;)
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    Sh1t ill change it!!! lol
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    All done.... lol :y15:
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    kev or swanny :y2::y2::001_005:
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    Ha ha.....ive just read your Question, How random!!!

    Anyway my question wasn't about eating the bloody things!!! lol
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    i know, but you're wishing you got there first! :p
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    if anyone is looking for riv he will be busy for a while as i sent him quite a list of questions.....he sjould have them answered and returned asap so expect his replies up here for around next wednesday or so!
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    ok yiddos heres rivs response....quite frankly ur response to this was downright shit (apart from one or two people) so i had to get the thinking cap on.....i expect better for unit who is next in the firing line!
    cheers riv!

    blondes or brunettes?

    Always as long as ive can remember its always been blondes however the current one is a brunette so i guess i just aint fussy lol

    If you had to eat one, would you rather eat a puppy or a kitten? . . . . . Raw

    Puppy 100% love cats and im sure the old chinks must be on to something with their dog eating so im all for it.

    If made to sing karaoke, what would be your song of choice?

    I just wouldnt, im not good at getting up in front of people for speeches or karaoke last time someone tried to carry me on to stage they ended up with a black eye when my foot hit them lol.

    Who's the most famous person you've ever met?


    hmm not really a person that gives a flying monkey about celeb's or "famous" people so its probably most of the the whole of the spurs team back in May 11th 1997 against Coventry , I personally met the whole team and Gerry Francis before the game because my dads mate knew someone at the club and he arranged it so i could go in with the old man and get a signed program from all the lads ( which now sits in a frame in front of my now lol .

    three women, u have to shag one marry one and sail around the world with one....choose!
    pam st clements(pat butcher)
    dawn french
    vanessa veltz(or however u spell it)


    Fook that aint fare,

    pam st clements - Marry , bet she's filthy and may have some fit daughters ? i dunno lol

    dawn french -
    fuuny so i guess that would get me through the trip

    vanessa veltz -
    Shag , she talks too much so i can leave and never have to listen to that wingy voice

    u can interview any person in the world dead or alive who would u choose and wat one question would u ask?

    Sir Billy Nick of course ( not the forum member ;) ) , not sure what id ask though id probably just dribble and ask something stupid and unrelated to spurs lol

    if u could travel back in time where/when would u go to?

    Dunno really , id like to have done alot of things differently in my life so probably back to when i was 13 or something , however im not displeased how things turned out so thats probably not the best answer.

    u can have one night with any women (or man bummer) who would u choose?

    LMAO has to be......just one ? really ? hmmm carmen electra back in the day but have to get this in now , Cheryl cole........who wouldn't ? im sure even brum would. Anyone that says they wouldnt , you lying ! BUMMER

    wat tv show did u never miss as a kid?

    Thomas the tank, Thunder cats, Wakaa day christ there was loads, DuckTales , inspector gadget i can go on

    wats ur fave sandwich?

    Sausage or chip butty

    wats ur best and worst memories as a yiddo?

    Jason Dozzell , nuff said. Couldnt stand the bloke .

    and last but not least.....

    how do they put the fig in fig rolls?

    Fook knows, dont even like the things

    and on p units suggestion u can now choose the next person to be grilled by the members......not that many of them actually gave me decnt questions to ask the useless fookers!
    and yes i will be putting this bit in the thread lol

    now hurry up and send these back to me before these fookers string me up!

    Gotta be head bummer him self , Mr UNIT :001_005:
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    Awh Shady, you bottled it! :y8:

    I wanted to see the Gaffa squirm, when asked that question about which Spurs player he would 'get intimate' with, if his life depended on it! :y15:

    If Riv likes blondes, Daws better watch his back!! :y13:
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    Coont............

    I am gonna get roasted, I know it.

    Fookin coont, lol.
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    Ha no way , id give you a run for ya money Brum....ooohhhh niko :y5: *limps wrist slightly*
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    You have no idea, mate lol
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    haha sorry brum but i thought id save the bummer questions for the next victim!!!! whoever that may be! :y15:
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    Is this 'roasted' as in the Sunday joint of beef?

    Or 'roasted' as in the '5 footballers at a time' sense?? :y15:
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    I will take what ever is on offer mate. ;)
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    5 footballers at once? and u wonder why ur name is pink!
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    Its not really pink though more like a purple......come on riv im sure you get a lighter shade.

    Baby pink sounds go to me!!
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    Just remember I can alter all of your user controll panels too lads.

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    ok...... :y10::y10::y10:


    What about BROWN that a nice colour! :y15:

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